Saturday, December 20, 2003
Why don't they sell all they have and give it to the poor?
Jeebus:
There's a word for this. It starts with "i"....
Infantile?
Idiotic?
Ideology? No, wait, I've got it:
Idolatry!
So, why don't they sell the wigs and the organza gowns, and use the money to feed some poor people who don't know where their next meal is coming from? Because they're SICs (Self-identified Christians), that's why. Woe to you, hypocrites, Pharisees!
In Prestonwood Baptist Church's retelling, brightly lit angels with fluttering, 12-foot-long organza gowns, shiny headbands and red wigs fly over a sanctuary filled with about 6,500 spectators.
The angels hang six stories up - suspended from harnesses attached to 150-foot long tracks on the sanctuary's ceiling. Fifteen operators with wired headsets control the angels' movement toward the stage, where shepherds with real sheep herald the Messiah's arrival.
There's a word for this. It starts with "i"....
Infantile?
Idiotic?
Ideology? No, wait, I've got it:
Idolatry!
So, why don't they sell the wigs and the organza gowns, and use the money to feed some poor people who don't know where their next meal is coming from? Because they're SICs (Self-identified Christians), that's why. Woe to you, hypocrites, Pharisees!