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Bush is a post turtle: Thanks to Pansypoo

While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 70-year-old Texas rancher (whose hand had caught in a gate while working cattle), a doctor and the old man were talking about George W. Bush being in the White House.

The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Bush is a 'post turtle'."

Not knowing what the old man meant, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was. The old man said, "When you're driving down a country road, and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle.

The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain, "You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he can't get anything done while he's up there, and you just want to help the poor dumb thing get down."

Posted by GloriaSmith on Fri Dec-12-03 12:26 AM
Forum Name The DU Lounge
Topic subject Joke: Bush is a post turtle
Topic URL

Ha! Well, ok, so he's actually gotten a whole lotta really horrible dumb things done while he's up there. Maybe some Party, needs to tend to their fence posts a little more often.

While I'm at it: Art.

so far no calls from the FBI

58 more Bush weeks to go
58 Bush weeks to go
Gore for Dean
shut up Joe
58 more Bush weeks to go.

From: Pansypoo's personal poetry post