Friday, December 19, 2003
Great work, Mr. President!
AP:
Gosh, though—I sure hope Bush checked with Frist before signing any legislation about cats. (What is it with the Republican leadership and torturing small animals, anyhow? Frist, cats; Bush, frogs; even DéLay, bugs).
And how are the Republicans going to get a quorum if shipping weasels across state lines is a crime?
No, but seriously, we get a law like this... We get a sixty-hour straight-to-winger-video filibuster... But what we can't get is, oh, the appropriations bill that would fund the government for FY2004... That's only two months late...
President Bush signed legislation Friday that outlaws selling and shipping lions, tigers and other big cats across state lines without the proper permit or accreditation.
Gosh, though—I sure hope Bush checked with Frist before signing any legislation about cats. (What is it with the Republican leadership and torturing small animals, anyhow? Frist, cats; Bush, frogs; even DéLay, bugs).
And how are the Republicans going to get a quorum if shipping weasels across state lines is a crime?
No, but seriously, we get a law like this... We get a sixty-hour straight-to-winger-video filibuster... But what we can't get is, oh, the appropriations bill that would fund the government for FY2004... That's only two months late...
