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Not to be outdone by our planets creeping variegation of human fauna, Master Race brine shrimp maverick Harold Von Braunhut - known to his friends as Harold - and the "inventer" inveigler of the Sea Monkeys, has croaked at the age of 77. And no amount of water added will bring him back.

Harold, so the legend goes, was quite the wing-ding white supremacist neo-nazi sea monkey himself, according to a reported previous ADL report.

In a radically different sphere, von Braunhut's hard right-wing beliefs drew notice. According to a 1996 Anti-Defamation League report, he belonged to the Ku Klux Klan and the Aryan Nations.

So thats why the little monkeys wore those little crowns on their heads.
Whats more, Harold (as his friends used to call him), no doubt taught Karl Rove a few fast talkin' carnival pitchman showbiz tricks.

...managing the career of a man who dived from 40 feet into a kiddie pool filled with 12 inches of water. He sold invisible goldfish by guaranteeing that owners would never see them.

Heh. Indeed.

Harold, inventer extrordinaire of the Amazing Hair Raising Monsters, and devoted follower of white Christian light, may also have been something of a grand wizard of ironic humor.

The Washington Post in 1988 published an article on him and his affiliations, adding that his relatives said he was Jewish.

Well, obviously, thats just another liberal Jew controled media conspiracy lie.

No sir, Harold "Sea Monkey" Von Braunhut was nuttin' but "the Real McCoy!"

So take that Dr. Charles Richard Drew!

Don't say angry whitey ain't never done nothin' fer y'all.