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In the interest of restoring civility to political discourse in the US, we've developed the Top 10 Reasons not to Hate George Bush. Here they are.


But #1 is proving unexpectedly difficult.

Can readers help?

10. He can wear an earpiece with the best of 'em.
9. He can wear a codpiece with the best of 'em.
8. He pronounces "nuclear" like a regular guy.
7. No issues with dogs.
6. He doesn't have pasty white thighs.
5. He only turns vicious when cornered.
4. He restored honor and dignity to the oval office.
3. You can watch with the sound turned down.
2. George Bush omorashi!
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My thought has been "#1: One word: Xanax" ... But maybe that just isn't civil enough...