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Here at Corrente, we are doing our best to restore civility to American political discourse! Here's the latest revised list:

10. He can wear an earpiece with the best of 'em.
9. He pronounces "nuclear" like a regular guy.
8. Say what you like about him, but he has the nicest ass of any president in living memory.
7. No issues with dogs.
6. He's not afraid to call Condi Rice "fabulous."
5. He only turns vicious when cornered.
4. George Bush omorashi!
3. He restored honor and dignity to the oval office.
2. One word: Xanax
1. You can watch with the sound turned down.

Thanks to all who commented, and to alert readers Molly (#8) and Anonymous (#6).

Please feel free to use this material on the show, Mr. Letterman ....