Friday, September 26, 2003
Talking Bill O'Reilly
Today is talk like Bill "Me Later" O'Reilly ("later" being when the chickens come home to roost)... But it's really not easy
STRETHER: I want to talk like Bill O'Reilly!
O'REILLY: Shut up.
STRETHER: But how can I talk like you if I have to shut up?
O'REILLY: Shut up!
...
O'REILLY: Shut up. Shut up! Shut. Up.
...
Et cetera.
Actually, the Howler makes the point that O'Reilly isn't a 100% asshole 100% of the time. He is an Yvette Mimieux fan, after all.
STRETHER: I want to talk like Bill O'Reilly!
O'REILLY: Shut up.
STRETHER: But how can I talk like you if I have to shut up?
O'REILLY: Shut up!
...
O'REILLY: Shut up. Shut up! Shut. Up.
...
Et cetera.
Actually, the Howler makes the point that O'Reilly isn't a 100% asshole 100% of the time. He is an Yvette Mimieux fan, after all.